I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Randomize
