dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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