yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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