She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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