Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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