I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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