I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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