11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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