people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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