I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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