But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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