spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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