first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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