He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Randomize
