I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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