and she was petting her beer can
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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