Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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