I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize
