things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
