i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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