it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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