I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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