didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
There's even glitter on my cock...
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