I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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