Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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