There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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