i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
The Olympian is in my bed
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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