love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I looked at my own cervix.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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