everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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