Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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