Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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