this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
