dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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