I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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