ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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