He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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