PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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