the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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