Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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