also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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