Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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