I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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