She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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