I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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