Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
the day after is always just damage control
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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