Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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