love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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