I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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