If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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