I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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