Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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